$100,000 chicken coop

You, too, can keep backyard chickens.

 

For only $100,000

you can have the poshest coop ever!

 

View it here in the 'Fantasybook' catalog from Neiman Marcus.

 

The fanciest henhouse is the history of domesticated poultry.

It even has a chandelier.

I really thought this was a joke. 

Some sort of spoof ad.

 

But I kid you not, it is 100% for real.

 

Maybe this fantasy coop also exists

 in a fantasy land

where hens don't openly do their business

on every surface they come into contact with.

 

Maybe there are some invisible little chicken fairies

that follow them along all day and night and

like magic, poof their poop away!

and all of the dust...

and mud and muck...

and spiderwebs...

and well, all the things of real life...

 

In fantasyland, thanks to those chicken cleaning fairies,

 you CAN go out to your 'beau coop'

wearing your favorite silk brocade

and not ever have to worry about

such vile details. 

Keep in mind, if you do decide to take out a 2nd mortgage on your house

so you can have this Versailles-inspired coop, 

don't forget to add the cost of delivery into your budget,

because delivery is not included in the $100,000 price.